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Don’t encourage Toriyama. God, PLEASE, we do not need more of this... jack fantasy of his.

You never see her shoes the entire game. NEVER.

They get that uncomfortable over a damn satire? Some days it feels like too many in Japan don’t know how or outright refuse to deal with things IRL.

Yes.

Who wants to bet that Atlus’ll pass up their 1,2... 9th chance with Persona 4 to rock the boat and outright say Kanji or Naoto were or were not designed to be LGBTQ? For a company that makes games including Mara, they sure do like taking the safe way out.

"'Reboot' is right. Even a master cobbler couldn't make boots to fit those funked-up feet on the first try."

editorial clean-up As the

That little guy creeped me the FUG. OUT.

After each mission, you're taken to the academy, where your class can chill, talk to other students, and go explore the world map. Yes, there's a world map. It's a little empty—and kind of a pain to navigate because parts of it always seem to be covered in fog—but it's there, in all of its old-school glory. The player

My account was hacked a year ago by someone in Russia. The profile picture was changed to a dick pic.

And even then it's a crapshoot whether you'll pick it up on the first try or in midair after jumping around it a hundred times* in your little "happy treasure dance."

*I'm a gamepad heathen.

But since then any time I've tried to get anywhere in the app I either get a network error or the infamous whirling circle of nothing's going to happen ever.

Final Fantasy XV is different. Very different. At one point in the demo, Noctis has to sneak behind a giant enemy and follow it to its lair without getting caught. Later, you have to help the boy band execute a plan that involves setting aforementioned giant enemy on fire with a barrel of gas. It's clear that there's

"Surely you must know your own value as one of the last 'Wih-Mihn" humans in existence? We've already lost Luke Skywalker's the Almighty's aunt Peru or Baloo or whatever, and we're still reeling from the death of Queen Dalai-Lama-Almond-Dollar, blessed be her funny name. ...But if you must go, it is imperative you

But Dedenne is delightfully pudgier. I wanna gently squeeze 'em.

Would it really be so much work for Capcom to enable it? Can't help but think the feature was there by default and disabled late in development. PC players adjust settings all the time to get a stable experience, and there are plenty who—intentionally!— hook up to their TV and a gamepad for a console experience. Just

I'm only guessing, but maybe there's something cultural at work. A Japanese horror monster might have an easier time terrifying/stalking/hunting its victims are less likely to ask for help or confide in others because it'd be a burden. Things aren't as scary the more people stick together and share their problems.

"We call the technology we used to advance skin and breast physics and make that a reality, the 'Yawaraka Engine,'" Yosuke Hayashi, producer on Last Round, told Famitsu. "Once you see it on the new consoles, you won't be able to go back."

Where is that officer's pants? And why is her uniform made of latex?

Specific details remain a mystery, such as how to obtain ingredients, what sort of recipes are available, and if there are any randomizing factors like success rates and random variances in buffs.