Because the world is out to get you.

They named their pay-to-win, LCD product "Game of War: Fire Age". I see at least three popular, profitable fantasy franchises in that title, and incidentally about as little soul or shame as possible.

I say, turn back! There are no ears here to receive your songs, young minstrel, only lost souls eager to snatch your very own...!

Wear glasses? Want to make out? (Not with me, but you know, with someone.) Tokyo eyeglasses shop Blinc Vase is releasing a pair of glasses especially design for smooching.

With the changes that have been made to the team, I asked, do you think that future, numbered Final Fantasy games will be released in a more reasonable and timely pace?

FIlled with art that we can also, yes, eventually download.

I never knew they used our version of the logo in Japan. Neat!

Unlubed, I hope!

No way would I ever go back to the original! I mean, I've played that one plenty and appreciate it for what it accomplished, but the remake actually improved core gameplay instead of tacking more on.

*ahem*
...GAZONGAS.
That is all.

At least a Bethesda game has optional gamepad support.

Out November 13 for 18,980 yen, the Light Pink/White PS Vita is apparently, as Sony Computer Entertainment Japan honcho Atsushi Morita points out, aimed at women.

I can't not like Riki.

I hope they fix that terrible NPC draw distance. And actually mark quest NPCs on our maps instead of merely telling us which giant haystack they might be in. And maybe more character development. And alternate heavy armor for Sharla with less boob window.

I always thought the game had terrible sound quality, but, it just works here. Thank you, Ellen. You have redeemed something I thought was lost.

I personally play Mega Man 8. It's easy as pie even without upgrades, and the sprites' silky smooth animation is second to none.

According to SoulCalibur producer Masaaki Hoshino, "For adult Pokémon fans, because we got our best developers, we made the best graphics, and created the best action game, so please! Please look forward to this!"

Always, and fashionably.

That Big Daddy is a flat, pre-rendered sprite.