Or how about the one where the President rushes to do the impossible (read: jump on a space shuttle launching into space from the Las Vegas strip) for no other reason than that he is “the President of the great United States of America.”

D'awwww!

Kiss hiiiimm... Kiss hiiimm...!

"We went around saying that Yakuza Ishin! was the greatest game for Yakuza series fans." Yokoyama said. "In that manner, I believe we want to make this game 'a game that men can most enjoy.'" The Yakuza series has always been a bit of a testosterone-filled love song to Japanese machismo, with tough men solving tough…

What are the chances that the CG is a placeholder until the home video release? It's—worryingly—a common practice to touch-up or alter low quality visuals from a show's TV broadcast.
I swear, once the Outer Senshi show up to kick butts and ass, I better not need to make excuses like this.

Where can I find this work of art? Google image search results in nothing but spam sites and lies.

Where can I find this work of art? Google image search results in nothing but spam sites and lies.

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Okay, now I'm sold on next-gen graphics. If they can make a glitch look funnier, who am I to fight the future of gaming?

Kinesis (It's not even as effective as sandstorm)

I am so done with zombies by now.

As if all that wasn't enough, High Speed Mode speeds up many game events by up to five times, making it the perfect tool for speed runs.

I'm in love.

It better damn well be, by now.

Of course that all depends on whether the machine actually surfaces, and whether or not Reliable Corporation goes after them for using the same name as their line of floor cleaning products.

I just want it to look and sound like FF VIII & IX on a technical level. Proportionate(-ish) characters, more natural-sounding music samples, model textures— as in, any— analog control, less of "this guy are sick", etc. Just do to VII what was done to make the first two on the Nintendo look like FF V did on the Super…

The second all these big budget games stop telling Epic Sagas in Fully Realized Worlds and other back of the box bullet points, then I'll stop being "silly".

So? Aaron Paul turns me on every time he speaks and I don't complain.

You have thirty years of Star Wars to swim in as it is.

You can watch Markiplier play through the Goat Simulator update, which added a ton of new stuff to the game for free, here. It's also worth noting that the game adds stuff like multiplayer and hats in the update too, though we don't get to see it in this footage—this is mostly devoted to the silly easter eggs the game…

Because controllers are comfy.