They never explained how Ethan suddenly had Origami figures in his hand after those blackouts of his, and neither are we clued in as to how Paige knows Jayden -and- has his number.

Or I can wait 6 months and buy one at $30.

So I can pay $60 for one of David Cage's high fidelity interactive video movie entertainment medium thingies with gameplay in name only and a story with many plotholes, or I can pay the same amount for something that pushes as many polygons with more variable scenarios and gameplay -and- comes from the same Naughty…

Does every second of every minute of every hour of the Star Wars timeline -really- need to be covered in detail?

I did. It could have been better. (Artyom narrates the story as an old man yet remains silent during gameplay? Yesh.) I hope it does better this time around.

"WRITTEN and DIRECTED by DAVID CAGE"

I'd play more FPS games if they had a little more emotion or vulnerability on display.

I knew it was telescopic from day one, it just didn't feel long or sturdy enough to grip.

I got a 3DS on the first week and then just as quickly resold it. The hardware design and layout were just awfully uncomfortable (tiny and stiff d-pad, tiny stylus that was awkward to reach, speakers that could be louder, blurry DS playback, and recently that second circle pad being tacked on) that I won't consider…

I don't know if his few staple moves of latching onto to animals and then stabbing them with a deep plunge of his sword will entirely gel with characters like PaRappa and Fat Princess.

The face buttons looks -so- out of place down there. That is my only complaint based off this single image of something I won't actually handle for close to another year.

The art style here is a tiniest half-step in the right direction, but you're right in that they need to stop shoehorning little girls into the story as more capable combatants than the adult footsoldiers and officer you mow through.

Nope, because neither Alan and Samuel are making the romantic gesture of raping the other. Plus there's a woman standing next to them, one with a name at that, and we all know that the human woman is a creature of myth and legend in the land of yaoi.

I've read most of the Authority (which is easier to do when you only had 10 years of issues to keep track of compared to other series' 50 years' worth) but I've never seen this panel before. I need to know now! :)

And nobody stays dead! Now Axel's alive again? It's just consequence-free theatrics where someone drops dead, everyone cries, and then they just as quickly magically return to life. It's no different from most comic books.

Every character in this series is a reincarnation, possessing spirit, analogue, or doppelganger of everyone else, and I'm so sick of it I swear to GAWRSH.

Great, as if we didn't already get enough of the meat-necked and boob-plated jackholes in their three-ring macho circus over these last five years.

My mistake, I was definitely using the $30 price point of DS games instead. My memory is a bit hazy, seeing as how I haven't bought a game for either the DS or PSP for a while now.

You are 100% right. My bad.

It's a portable game that retails for $10 higher that to what what we've been accustomed the last several years on DS and PSP, and pay-gating an ending can be a terrible thing, especially if you bought the game even close to full MSRP.