Metro 2033 had this odd problem of being inconsistent with it's narrative style. It's being recounted by an old man, Artyom (sp?) reflecting on the death-defying adventure he had in his youth, right? So why was he completely silent during actual gameplay save for a few grunts?

I'm sure your ex-Cerberus allies can pull off a striking shade of hot pink with the best of them, don't you worry!

"Alone" is the only one that tickles my fancy, but I'm sure they're all fine games. This sort of format will encourage experimentation thanks to the "stakes" being lower.

If a girlfriend asks you to stop leering at and humping anime merchandise that depict panty-flashing underage girls, it's honestly not the most unreasonable request in the world.

I heard about an alchemy system. What does that do for the player? Is it a way to conjure up gold without having to mine for it or something?

They need to patch GameBoy VC games with a third "GameBoy Color" visual option. Sure it would occasionally backfire like how Pokemon Red would give us grey Pikachu and red Lapras if played on the old GBC, but then you had games like Metroid 2 that somehow had a full color palette that let you differentiate between the…

You know I liked Final Fantasy XII, it was, -comparatively speaking-, less melodramatic and more subdued than other recent Final Fantasies. But that fashion design there is only interesting in its intricacy, not its usability in real life.

I swear I've seen that professor character with the funky glasses before, but I can't quite place where.

Silicon Knights made a single half-decent survival horror game on the GameCube. How are they still solvent with bomb after bomb?

And you know what, the game is ridiculous enough that I believed what you said was real for a moment.

In a perfect world, yeah. Ooohhh yeah.

And where's the Playgirl Pack, might I ask?

Looks like The Dream Machine on PC.

Me too. I also heard it from you.

I'm sorely wanting XCOM. I want my gay senior citizen genius professor character, damn it.

Oh, her face! :) (clicks on thumbnail) OH GOD, HER FACE. D:

You don't need to be a cook to tell whether or not something leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Every ending of the game felt about as unsatisfying as a Game Over.

I don't really play more than one or two fighting games, and I tend to be bad at them, but personally speaking a d-pad always seemed to be the way to go. That PDP controller's stick had a nice and clicky, downright satisfying feel to it, like the Vita's face buttons (OH THOSE BUTTONS) or a particularly addictive click…

Woah, I went a little heavy on the caps lock there, huh.