Would buy this good fighting game if only it came in a "sexy male" or "plain" flavor.

But you have games with characters referencing girlfriends/wives/husbands all the time. Out of all the generic NPCs telling you that their significant other of the opposite sex is trapped in X cave and will give you Y gun upon saving them, why are there still no gay couples in the same genero sidequests? If a game…

I second that! Put even a single solitary character/soldier into the game who identifies as gay or lesbian and I'll not only buy the game I'll pre-order the inevitable Limited Edition, mofo.

Why are the girls covered in nodular acne? Look at their massive breasts and bony shoulders. Big, giant, pus-filled welts of nodular acne.

And that's a problem; the barrier of entry is -so- -damn- -high- by making every installment mandatory that I can't step in at any point without buying and playing at least four games' worth of content now. I love good stories, I really really do, but both series really need to dial it back.

You lost me. I'm gay and I even I don't know what almost assuredly nasty thing of which you are referring.

Assassin's Creed has been out since 2007 and they have, what, seven, eight titles and not managed to hit "III" yet?

I'd play Dragon Age: Origins if not for the fact that it's too slow, brown, and not as gay as the sequel.

The ones at Team Ninja anyway.

I want that Midnight Purple or Pearl Pink color, but I just -know- Nintendo is going to release a hardware revision sometime in the next 18 months.

Xenoblade. There's virtually one semi-tasteful piece of armor for Sharla to wear, so it's all I can do to equip Reyn with some Swimming Oil "armor" to keeps things fair.

A Sony rep says it's fabricated? Just like that? Guess that then makes the old "Sony does not comment on rumors or speculation" statement even more of a "Hell yeah the rumors are true!" than it already is.

I hate how no matter what I equip to Sharla in Xenoblade Chronicles, she always has a "boob window". It's all I can do to leave Reyn topless to keep things balanced out.

Seeing Link's uncle in one of those images got me thinking: Where the FUG is that boy's parents?

Do you guys really need to have every single second accounted for in infinite detail in this universe? Why not just leave that sixteen minute block between episodes III and IV that somehow hasn't been covered by 48-someodd novels up to your imaginations?

Well, well. Four years late to the party, eh Nintendo? You can go lick the stale, encrusted punch at the bottom of the bowl and roll around in the deflated balloons, shredded streamers, and crushed Solo cups on the floor. We won't think any less of you.

I swear I changed that damn image! I guess I got overruled by the invisible hand of the internet. :)

Now that I think about it, there are shockingly few female characters in pandering battle bikinis in Final Fantasy IX. One more reason to like it in retrospect, I suppose.

I'd go straight for Rochelle. She's not as dumbly optimistic as Ellis, and not as overly chipper as Louis. She came across as one of the more level-headed, relatable survivors in both games.

I spy Noitu Love 2!