C’mon Dude, eventually she’ll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back. 

There’s going to be a much bigger purge of this when there’s no wall built, no jobs brought back, no ban on Muslims and all the other pipe dream policies Trump built his campaign on.

R.I.P. Sharon Jones

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

Heaven for-fucking-bid that an automotive blog get out in front of a political story that is directly at the heart of the American automotive industry and which they can talk about with knowledge, depth, and most importantly, specific knowledge of models, plants, and a history of tracking where vehicles are slated to…

Where were the Congressional investigations on this? We wasted millions in tax payer dollars on Benghazi and emailz, but will this get the same attention? This seems a hell of a lot more disturbing.

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And while 5 OSU won and likely becomes a solid top four holder now, 10 Penn State actually controls the path to the Big Ten East title and conference title game spot. That could be against Wisconsin, who is behind OSU but ahead of PSU in the CFP rankings. If all three win out, or at least OSU and PSU, how can you…

The failure to close Gitmo, reform immigration, and (adequately) reform health care all fall on the Republican Congress that obstructed him for 6 years, openly rooting for him to fail so they could win the next election. And, thanks to the Democrats’ timeless stupidity and total lack of understanding of an average…

Please stay on topic in Jaguars Junction.

You should really refer to him by his proper Deadspin name- “Krapsnaps Bazingas”

I wouldn’t recommend it.

My knees are shot. My elbow is a wreck. I’ve got a bad wrist, and 6 concussions.

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

First year I ever played fantasy. This is 2007's Crossed Fingers. Finished 5-8, good for 10th of 12. This is the end of season roster only, displaying none of the 4,000 or so add/drops I had that season. This would be the first time I drafted MJD, but lord, it would not be the last.

“God, if only his name was Matt.”

Next up: Detroit Lions.

Was The Block too late to make the list?

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”