I’m not builden dat wall, not builden dat wall, and not builden dat farging wall.

Okay, sure, but did he stand for the National Anthem?

The day Sylvan fucking Esso showed up on DUAN was a good day for me.

All love, P, but you could have shortened this article significantly as follows:

Well I guess we can close the file on that one!

One could make a solid case that he was the worst* WCW champ of all time, and the boring, squash-filled shitfest that was his reign was the beginning of the end. I’d agree with that one.

The only thing that hurt worse than my last major bailout from a deck (circa 2006) was knowing that my tricking days were done.

John Harwood out here slinging tweets after his university was praised so highly.

I don’t know that citing the Texans’ GM as a paragon of forward, innovative thinking is the best course of action, Jeff.

This was a dong, and should be treated as such.

Good thing they’re not playing Stanford.

“Why Didn’t Darelle Revis Cover A.J. Green?”

“God, if only his name was Matt.”

Who's idea was it to schedule senior week during spring break in the middle of summer?

Draper: (runs spell check before publishing)

It's like watching (an eighth of) phoenix rise from the (cashed bowl) ashes!

With a codicil: ‘Sledgehammers are not believable weapons when they would literally kill anyone with a blow to the head’.

Pretty please with a lifetime of sugar on top, will you permit me to pen a follow-up article entitled, “The Pedigree is a Stupid Ass Waste of Time and an Insult to Wrestling Fans the World Over”?

I’m assuming y’all abstained from nominating The Block because it’s already up for “Sporting Play With Highest Megaton Yield”...?

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