I feel like this is something that was blown out of proportion. I’m sure there is more to the story.

It’s just something they all say to each other to mean like, “It’s true, I swear on the Bible.”

Ooooooh shiiiiiit.

Ha! No, it’s a real RV! For really traveling around the country! I’m still young so hopefully I won’t have to worry about “renovating my RV” *winkwink* for a few more years.

Hahahaha! That’s hilarious. Sometimes I feel like the mom swiping is similar to the mom snoop. “So I was cleaning your room.....and I found this at the very bottom of your garbage can.” You know, just happening upon it, on accident.

And it’s such a hard thing to bring up, because you have to admit that you snoooped. So they have a reason to make themselves the victim because you snooped on them and “broke the trust.”

Ugh nooooo. I hate when sex comes up with parents! Once my dad let my step mom take me to a local music festival. One of the bands playing was called Machine Gun Fellatio. I asked my step mom what that meant and she told me to ask my dad. When we got home, I did. He stood up, walked to the computer, typed “fellatio”…

The first time I ever saw a penis was on a beach too! The guy was doing early morning naked yoga on the beach in Australia. My best friend and I were jet lagged (we had just arrived from America) and decided to take walk on the beach at dawn. We were around 16 and the guy was definitely in his 50's.

I just got the free Showtime trial with my Hulu account and noticed how much literal porn is offered. I was semi curious but then I remembered my Hulu account is connected to my parent’s Smart Tvs....

See, I used to think it was strange when I would see my customers bring up our Yelp/TripAdvisor pages while at dinner or playing PokemonGo (my work was a PokeStop). My serving life was so boring.

Hahahahaha, yes! I love when moms get crazy. My mom once flashed truckers while on a road trip with my insane aunts. Thank the lord I was not present for that.

Dude, that is such a fucking bummer. I’m so sorry that happened. I once broke up with an ex while we lived together. (Him to me, I definitely didn’t want to). Luckily, we were in a 2 bedroom so he moved into the other room while we figured out our living situations. One morning, I walked into his room to him in bed…

I WAS SO EXCITED TOO. This used to make my Friday afternoons when I worked as a receptionist. I was usually completely alone in the office from 3-5, so it made the afternoon pass by so fast. (That was with a different burner, I’ve had to change it a couple times).

Oooh, brilliant. Def using that in the future.

This actually happened to me the last time I had lunch with my mom.... I was trying to show her pictures of my renovated RV and forgot about the *ahem* “special” pictures I had sent to my boyfriend. So I decided to grasp my phone for dear life while I swiped through for her to show her the pictures I actually wanted…

I once found the Kama Sutra on my dads bookshelf. Just right in the living room. And yes, of course I read it. I was 16 and curious.

Okay, so, thank god this wasn’t actually me. BUT...

I think in another article it was mentioned that they were on a private plane. So if someone filmed it, it could’ve been a nanny or an assistant, someone like that.

That is so gross.

I made a guy bleed once, but he was being such a skeeze. I was 13/14 and he was my boyfriend’s brother’s friend who was 16/17. The “tickling” was definitely an excuse to feel me up. I just remembered that...