Yes! Also being short with a baby face, I refuse to wear rompers because I’m afraid I’ll look like an 8 year old. Which is a whole other struggle.

I unintentionally assault people who try to tickle me...

I am a short person, so this happens to me ALL THE TIME. Usually if it’s an old friend I haven’t seen in a while, I’ll let it slide. But some rando in a bar, NO FUCKING WAY.

THANK YOU. He is my 90's heartthrob.

Hahahaha yea! “Kewl”

Eli Mannings SNL was fucking GOLD. I still quote that constantly. I’ve never seen Payton’s but he kind of soured to me after it came out that he stuck his ass and balls in a physical therapist’s face.

Well technically, another musician, I can’t remember who, tweeted the “Hold up, they don’t love you like I love you.” line and then teamed up with Diplo to write a song based around those lyrics. Then they gave them to Beyonce to use. So she credits them and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. She also credits Soulja Boy cause she…

Ooooooooh misread ya! Ha! Yeah, that was a definite perk to working there. All the toppings you could ever desire!

I wasn't trying to get pity from anyone. I'm just saying that seeing an adult whine about how their parents aren't supporting them makes no sense to me. Because you are an adult. Who can get a paying job.

I finally watched Trainwreck the other day and it started out kinda funny and then just nose dived into something very stupid. Like, I could've watched an extended trailer and gotten the gist of it.

Broad City is a thousand times more relatable that Girls. As someone who has been on their own since they were 18 yrs old the whole, “Wah, my parents cut me off! What am I gonna do!?!?!?” thing didn’t stick with me at all. Like, you are a god damb adult, just get a job at Pita Pit like I did.

I am one of those baby faced people. I am 27 and some people are still shocked when they see my ID. It may sound like a humble brag, but I really feel like people don’t take me seriously sometimes. It’s also annoying when I’m serving. Sometimes when I card someone, their mom will say, “I can vouch for them, I was…

She credits them as cowriters for “Hold Up.”