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It’s like Bobby purposefully didn’t capitalize “Drag Race” in order to trick people...

And here I thought you were saying Ron Weasley loved drag racing as in cars, which made total sense to me (got a lot of money early in life, underemployed—don’t come at me if he’s not, I have no idea—etc.). The actuality is more fun.

...in which he wrote that Glass’s new project “should be rewarding for her considering she didn’t appear on Crystal Castles’ best known songs.”

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

The bit about Kim K is refreshingly normal. I get about the same caloric intake on my HIIT workout days. I actually have one thing in common with a Kardashian. Wow.

I never had a microwave in my house growing up and still don’t use/own one to this day. I hate when food is cold in the middle and like the crispy outer layers the oven affords. In fact: I didn’t know until high school you shouldn’t put metal in the microwave.

Who would have thought that Quentin Tarantino would be the first person to admit he knew Weinstein was crossing the line and he should have been a better person and not worked with him?

He was married to ADA Alexandra Cabot! (aka Stephanie March)

No, he was married to the DA from L&O SVU. I think he cheated with his assistant and with that lady who overprounounces her Italian words.

No, but I think it was an open secret that he was cheating on his last wife with her.

Wasn’t Bobby Flay married with that chef who over pronounces her Italian words?

Ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts” So fucking edgy, Ivanka.

I am still stuck on “ripped corduroy”

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

“ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts”=/= punk

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, YOU GUYZ

I always felt the Warrens were full of shit. The Annabelle stories are a ripoff of Robert the Doll.

Which of these is scary but not gory? I can’t do gore.

The scariest part of The Descent?