I LOVE that they committed to Thor not getting his shit together. I kept waiting for him to magically become buff again. 

Alex Smith was doing an excellent job replacing Kirk Cousins...

It’s crazy how many embarrassing Grunfeld things you can list without even mentioning how he bungled a 3-team trade by not communicating which guy named Brooks the other team was talking about.

Don’t worry too much about him, though. Mudiay has a lot of experience with shooting for 3 and missing.

I was enjoying it immensely 'til I saw that Lance stepped on his foot. Killed it a little for me.

This is virgin on the ridiculous.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

move that provoked Young into, in TMZ’s words, “firing off a nut shot.”

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

I’ve never meh’ed this hard. 

I still think of Al Swearengen every time I see DJ’s name.

No, you’re really not. Once you throw the “goon” title around, you’ve just shown you’re not. Any successful team needs a player like Wilson, who’s willing to knock the shit out of guys in the other sweater. And unlike most players in that role, he actually has the hands to score, and be out on the first line.

Im shocked at how much people overrate oubre.  The guy was (de)evolving into an even more useless 2.0 Nick Young.

And now the entire town is under shoot anyone who attempts to enter quarantine, but apparently it still wasn’t serious enough for the CDC to care at all.

My favorite part of the episode was Hiram’s “reasonable” explanation for the fake CDC guys (which apparently convinced everyone):

Butt rumble?

Not the smartest play of the day, but I don’t think there are many lineman who can say they scored a pick-six and were later ejected in the same game, so that has to count for something.

Speaking of fucked up things, who the hell sound checked those mics? 

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.