Now I just really want to know what Miko’s parents taught her about the bees.

The Triple A’s are also an alias used by the Miami Marlins.

I’m no prude, but those emojis are a little too graphic for my taste.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

A one loss, 14 and 2 season, would still be pretty impressive.

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Karakaş was allowed to return to the match after a brief tampon and ice treatment.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

I’m Ron Burgandy?

Rumor is the teleprompter said Columbia

Speaking of over the hill Super Bowl winners that everyone wishes would just go away, we are only 15 days away from Mercury Morris telling us all that Cam Newton has done nothing yet.

The nutrition regimen seems questionable, like they’re just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.

I like my centers al dente

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

with Assistant Coach Dr. va-J-jay

Tulsa is of course in Oklahoma, where the hot takes come sweeping down the plain.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

This comes as no surprise. J.J. was never one for the big dance.

I don't see anything wrong with what they-