I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

I’m assuming that includes winning off the field.

BUT NEVER A MCCOY! - The Hatfields

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Heat, Hawks, Wizards and the Bulls

Blood Jort

Kevin Durant is going to look so awesome in a Wizards jersey and will dominate the East after ditching this ineptness following the season

He definitely leaned in. Well, more down than in, but he made ZERO effort to avoid the pitch.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

I liked Sami Zayn’s stories:

Sidenote: who the hell negotiated that agreement on behalf of Comcast Spectacor? $40 million for TWENTY NINE YEARS?!?!?

There are some things you just can't fight. He's six foot four and full of muscle. It would be unnatural if Dellavedova’s handshake didn’t come from and land down under.

White Men Can’t Bump.

“I don’t want us to take a page out of ‘Major League’ and flamboyantly flip a bat after a long home run,” Maddon said. “I mean, did you see how fucking far he hit that ball, not to go all ‘Bull Durham’ here, but that damn thing had a stewardess on it it went so far. But yeah, our bad..”

Player 1: Hey! Fuck that guy! Did you see him flip his bat!