What, no Grayson Allen pics?

“I felt like destroying something beautiful.”

The third shimmy crosses the line.

For reference, *this* is “locker room talk.”

I’m sure these FM transmitters work fine in rural areas. But do any of them work in congested areas such as NYC, or even the I-95 corridor between NYC and DC? I’ve used FM transmitters in past on long drives along the NJ Turnpike; they simply weren’t strong enough to drown out the din on every frequency.

I’m sure these FM transmitters work fine in rural areas. But do any of them work in congested areas such as NYC, or…

Mercy. If you tear both patella tendons, and nobody touched you on the play...maybe this sport ain’t for you.

Of course, the real reason is “black uniforms sell.”

That DJ might actually save someone’s life someday.

Peanuts is underrated, at this point, because: a) modern readers don’t appreciate just how revolutionary the strip was when it launched, and b) Sparky took a bit off his fastball as he got older, which resulted in a nicer/blander Lucy and allowed Snoopy to Urkel the strip.

Plenty of things happened; the status quo definitely changed. I’m glad they moved away from using a token death as the *only* way to indicate “stakes.”

But hey, clearly that didn’t stop you from posting a hot take with a spoilerific headline (and tweets) the Monday after opening weekend. And, it didn’t stop me from…

And in the accompanying tweet, too. From the @Deadspin feed, no less.

For once, I’d rather know how Enzo’s doin’.

I’m cautiously optimistic — Brooks can develop talent. But until Ted Leonsis drives a stake through Ernie Grunfeld’s undead heart, I have a tough time thinking this story will have a happy ending.

Didn’t realize that the VMAs were broadcast from Zion that year.

A little dab will do ya...in.

I don’t mind the Ravens sporting a crest inspired by the Maryland flag, but a full flag-inspired uniform would tread too closely on the Terps’ turf.

Ah, Steven Francis. Has anyone with the nickname “Franchise” (or a nickname that rhymes with “Franchise”) ever lived up to their moniker?

Steve Francis, Mark Sanchez, and Shane Douglas — oof.

Meh. The guys out the longest (Anderson, Gooden, Neal) were bench players and/or fringe rotation players. Beal missed a chunk of games, but that’s becoming routine for him. Nene was surprisingly healthy, and Wall/Porter/Gortat/Temple/Sessions all enjoyed healthy years.

Kinda has a Maynard G. Krebs thing going there.

22 feels high for Detroit. Very high.