“he isn’t even a legitimate Bible-pounder”? What’s that about?

Micro-SD slot?

When the OC Register editor killed that line in the editorial, I hope someone played Imogene Heap’s “Hide and Seek.”

This is good for Miss Universe, actually. The pageant was never gonna survive unless it got a little crazy.

Well, if you’re gonna bring religion into it...

I want to be internet cool and chuckle, but I don’t get the reference. Link(s), anyone?

Retirement has not been kind to Jerome Williams.

“Whatchagonna do, Nick? Whatchagonna do?”

On a related note: I think Andre Drummond should be knicknamed “Vision” — ‘cause he’s good for 20-20, and he’s a robot.

I’m sure Peele’s Carson would kill. But we all know that Carson *already* sounds like Damon Wayans.

Any candidate that can get Ron Burgundy to sit in on the jazz flute just might get my vote.

The bookie already broke Lionel’s fingers; with Bargs now on the team, Lionel’s gotta be fearing for his legs.

At a football, it’s known as playing the skins-flutie.

“me-first” “chest thumping” “all-in-for-week-7”

That’s true — although I wasn’t sure if Bryant was ever officially the E-I-C. I thought he was a transition/interim guy, there to hold down the fort while they fumigated the place to get rid of the stench of Whitlock.

Merida looks like a well-qualified candidate; I hope he succeeds. But it doesn’t bode well to have a site called “The Undefeated” go 0-1 in Editor-in-Chief hires so far.

“politically correct”. There’s some coded language there.

I always appreciated the shout out to Samoans in that song.

Well, someone was bound to take “duck, duck, goose” too far.