This is good for Miss Universe, actually. The pageant was never gonna survive unless it got a little crazy.

I want to be internet cool and chuckle, but I don’t get the reference. Link(s), anyone?

Retirement has not been kind to Jerome Williams.

“Whatchagonna do, Nick? Whatchagonna do?”

On a related note: I think Andre Drummond should be knicknamed “Vision” — ‘cause he’s good for 20-20, and he’s a robot.

I’m sure Peele’s Carson would kill. But we all know that Carson *already* sounds like Damon Wayans.

Any candidate that can get Ron Burgundy to sit in on the jazz flute just might get my vote.

The bookie already broke Lionel’s fingers; with Bargs now on the team, Lionel’s gotta be fearing for his legs.

At a football, it’s known as playing the skins-flutie.

“me-first” “chest thumping” “all-in-for-week-7”

That’s true — although I wasn’t sure if Bryant was ever officially the E-I-C. I thought he was a transition/interim guy, there to hold down the fort while they fumigated the place to get rid of the stench of Whitlock.

Merida looks like a well-qualified candidate; I hope he succeeds. But it doesn’t bode well to have a site called “The Undefeated” go 0-1 in Editor-in-Chief hires so far.

“politically correct”. There’s some coded language there.

I always appreciated the shout out to Samoans in that song.

Well, someone was bound to take “duck, duck, goose” too far.

Yeah, but how much is that in rum?

Does anyone have footage of an adult man who endured a training regimen like this when he was a kid? Was his growth stunted, etc.? This looks unhealthy, but I’d love to see some evidence — even if it’s a limited sample size.

I dunno. Couscous. Skittles.

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