After seeking out so many female authors, I have come to the conclusion that male authors are published under a lower standard.

I mean, jesus, if they had caught her? No political good will on earth would have kept her from a hard labor camp. But, if a dude had done this story...freaking NY times would have been all over his “courage”. What it boils down to is that a) we don’t like the idea that women can sneak around and b) we really don’t…

I bet you she complains on Facebook about how everyone is so sensitive and offended by everything these days.

Aww sad white men awwww so sad for them awwww their life is hard the world they created is something they don’t like what’s for dinner Is it Mac and cheese I can’t focus on this

*HamNo, his mouth agape, limply drops his almond juice flavored coffee to the ground in slow-motion, shattering the mug into a million pieces, as he reads the article*

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Yep.

And obviously the sequel was made strictly for artistic purposes!

Especially since the conventional wisdom for why the vast majority of movies have primarily male casts is that both men and women will watch movies about men, but men can’t watch movies about women without their testicles falling off.

Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...

Noooo, that’s ignorant.

Here’s ours, though the area’s under construction. And yes, people try to fuck in it ALL the time.

The wall of stars in front of First Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota. We GET it, suburbanite...you’re in the city.

Does it have to be a wall? Because we have a bean.

This or Carols hair from The Walking Dead. I honestly think the only reason we are obsessed with “young” hair is that is all we see.

It’s gorgeous. The wigmaster for this show needs to pay me a visit!

Is it weird, I think this is the best shes looked in a long time? Im not trying to be snarky, and Im a make up fan my self - but this look really suits her.

That hair is probably supposed to be aging, or signify instability, but I sincerely want it on my head.

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.