I sympathize!! Someone posted it yesterday on another article and I was sucked in for a full five minutes.

are you tRYING to KiLL mE

The slow-mo version is WHERE ITS AT

That avatar needs a "white people" banner

Elaine likey!

I'm with you. I think this cat can carry us both.

Ok. That was meant to read *crunch bar*.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

Fun riddle: exactly how raped does a woman have to be before the people who are supposed to be on her side start treating her like a human being?

It also does absolutely nothing for the safety of the customers. Gloves aren't magically germ-resistant. If anything, it only really protects the chefs from germs, which isn't a concern.

(The) Apple has been the downfall of humankind since the very beginning. :)

I think what we really need is less articles about "selfies".

My dad thinks the US government is a "puppet government" of the Mexican government. I win.

However, I really wish that Jezebel would stop with the sensationalist headlines and publish more than one type of cop story. These types of headlines (it happened again: everyone be afraid of police now) continue the cycle of fear and hatred of police officers everywhere and it makes their jobs that much harder.

But the list says to never lie to him because either he knows it or will become obsessively paranoid with figuring out if you lied to him and why! What if by agreeing with him we are lying to him?

I feel like this guy would be a J-Law BF truther.

When my bf sent this to me last night he said "I find this incredibly insulting". We then went thru it line by line and before long we were both incredibly insulted. Good news is, we are much closer now than we were before!

I think you have bigger problems than keeping a man if the one you have has no moral compass. Say being murdered in your sleep by your sociopath boyfriend