This is how I imagine the world when I accidentally pass gas in public.

this is some kaiser soze level shit

This picture is literally hanging over my desk at my big girl job.

Oh, I don't, really, I was just being cheeky.

No way! Rainbow dash 4-eva!

Oh man, I just woke up thinking about this episode. Particularly:

I warn young women about this one all the time: Gratitude in the workplace is idiotic. You are hired because you were considered a good choice. Yet, I see women falling all over themselves to show bosses how grateful they are to be employed.

Special rudeness? Strange gratitude? Sounds like someone very recently learned about adjectives.

The unfair sex practices? This sounds like something an MRA would say in 2014.

This is how this reads to me

21. They're tacky and I hate them.

#16 true as ever

Jesus Christ the girl can dress. Best look of the night IMO.

bc you're going to be throwing up so much?

For the tone of this piece, I love you so much.

If you buy that fashion is meant to be aspirational, it just makes this look even worse because by that reasoning they seem to believe that all we should aspire to be is as thin as we can possibly be without dying...and white.

"I think Vogue is a magazine that's about fantasy to some extent and dreams, and an escape from real life."

SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE SCIENCE I'M EATING

Unfortunately, the amount of nutrients you get from one pill, you'd literally have to eat a "gazillion" candy bars so don't try this at home.

European standards of beauty is a motherfucker.