Yeah, stop having a face that is two faces but also the same face. Like jeez.

Kale salad goes in. Word salad comes out. You can't explain that.

PLUS

My mother is a special ed teacher, and I grew up around "her kids," many of whom have Down Syndrome. They're wonderful people, and I'm glad this ad sheds light on all they CAN do instead of all they can't.

My older brother has Down Syndrome. There have been rough days in my life where he has been almost the only source of faith I have in all of humanity. People are awful, my brother never disappoints me and never fails to inspire me.

Anytime I think about style on Mad Men I just think of this scene with Joan:

Did he take his dong out while photographing the president?

Camel toe - What's Your Excuse?

I'll relish the day someone sues over a tragic flying hot dog incident.

Bump it + Banana Clip + Princeton Orange!

Julia Louis Dreyfus is a national treasure. I recently watched Enough Said — such a good movie!

Haha, or that! I don't know what the youths do.

As a Minnesotan, I'm fairly certain the Mall of America will never be defeated. Of course, it also doubles as an amusement park. And wedding venue. And convention venue. And has about 597 restaurants.

Can someone please convert the Mall of America into a giant paintball arena? Because that would be awesome.

Love it

That's what I like about all of these "Dazed and Confused" jokes. I get older, they stay the same age.

What about the idea of him 10 years from now?

Holy Lord some of you are soooooooo overthinking this.

Every time I see police car I try and remind myself that I am being RIDICULOUS for the instant anxiety that washes over me and the thought that "If I mess up and get pulled over right now, I could be harmed." Because I am just being silly. But clearly it's not silly, it's a real thing.