Oh beards. You are clearly the devil's work. You make my husband so sexy and so scratchy.

It's much more expensive to execute a prisoner than pay for LWOP. Much.

The images were shot by known sexual predator Terry Richardson. Here is some particularly salient proof that he is not only a horrible person whom no one should work with but also a hack:

I'd be hiding, too. BOOM.

Yes....

USA! USA!

New York is so hot right now:

That's just not even accurate. Take a look at the obesity rates in Mexico, UK, and Greece.

I think I need an adult.

Fat women have "perfectly normal bodies" too, Kate Dries.

I had a single dream about a nuclear explosion. I was in a very technicolor world, in the big backyard of a big house, lots of people over having a barbecue. Then, over the hill there was a thunderclap and a flash of light and everyone looked at the massive mushroom cloud. This dream decided to go for total realism…

I once had a nightmare where the worst part of the whole dream was that I was locked in a small toilet and I couldn't stop peeing and it was starting to flood the whole toilet and I was going to drown in my own pee. It is the strangest nightmare I've ever had not to mention the one I've been ashamed of the longest.…

Roughly half of my nightmares are about zombie apocalypses. The other half tends to be divided between other kinds of apocalypses.

Same!

Yup yup. I dream about tornadoes, or occasionally the running-for-your-life-down-a-stairwell. Sometimes they catch me and stick me with a syringe, and then I wake up wondering if I am still alive. =/

I had a murder dream, too, and it scared me how realistic it felt. A woman stole my purse so I chased her down and tackled her to get it back, but then I was so angry I kept slamming her head into the pavement until I realized I had killed her, and I remember having this feeling like "whelp, I really fucked up this…

I ALWAYS have nightmares after watching horror movies or reading horror books. I read The Passage (vampire virus plot) on vacation last February when my partner and I were living in an awful, serial killer lair of a mother-in-law. Super creepy and dank, and you had to go through a dark laundry room to get to the…

Hmmm. I have a few recurring themes in my dreams. One: large scale disasters which one time included zombies (!). Two: my teeth falling out in various ways. Once I dreamt that I took off my retainers and all of my teeth came out with them. Three: Killing people/animals. I dreamt that I kicked my neighbor down the…

Last night I had a dream about being engaged to a hurricane and then being left at the altar.

I love this picture.