More evidence I'm secretly a dude. My nightmares are always about disasters. Usually the (imminent) zombie apocalypse, but once it was just planes falling from the sky and crashing into buildings. The other time the world literally fell away around me and I tried to outrun it. Relationships can be fixed or easily…

Mine too. But in my dreams I'm always put in charge of gathering family/friends/food. Very weird.

Aren't everybody's?

Oh my god, me too! I'm a woman, and I have never dreamed about relationships. But nuclear war dreams? All the damn time.

Diagnosis: psychopath.

Someone was telling me that losing your teeth is a really common stress dream! I'm kind of surprised I've never had it, since I have shit-tons of anxiety about my teeth, but I'm glad my subconscious hasn't thought of that yet.

My mom says it's very bad luck to dream about teeth. Get someone to clean that bad juju outta ya.

COMMUNITY

Have you ever noticed how fat pregnant ladies are? Intolerable.

I find people mainly use "lol" or "Lol" when they have nothing useful to contribute. It's one of those "then why say anything at all?" things.

Iago: Here, noble lord, is her cell phone.
Othello: Be off with you! I do not snoop.
Iago: Her sext is plain to see. Behold, she wears nought but the handkerchief. Didst thou not give it to her thyself?
Othello: My heart breaks! What villainy!

But maybe I won't know it's one of "those guys" until there's nothing but "this paper-thin barrier between [my] wet pussy and [his] eager dick!"

When I read the title I thought this was going to be about a reality show featuring women truckers and their rigs, which is decidedly more interesting than a calendar.

DING DING DING.

The image for this article is PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Those aren't stains, those are my characters' back-stories."—my excuse for never doing laundry again.

As soon as she gets those Duke boys!

:)