I want lessons from Hil on how to remain completely placid when someone is trying their hardest to bug the shit out of you. Would benefit me at home AND at work. What a pro.

No way! What even is our government?!

to be fair this is extremely smart, very funny stuff. Hope we can look forward to more of this on Trump TV.

look how he flares out his lips. dude is gross and just so weird. i feel like his grossness and awfulness has overshadowed his weirdness but let’s not lose sight of the fact that he’s super duper weird.

I honestly feel like he doesn’t have sex and he says lewd things and gropes women because he thinks it’s impressive. Melania, please confirm.

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You can lead a drumpf to school but you can’t make it learn.

Unfortunately I’m imagining it every day.

Trump is the college bro who brags about passing a class with a C even though he “didn’t even study.”

Garybelle! because he’s shaped like a.... he’s the belle of the ball! What’s he doing in a presidential election? Is he running the lights or something? 

Sad. I love those Stranger Things kiddos and I want the best for them!

I’m really glad you’re still doing these.

I think he is kind of smart at BS. He is always ready to spin stuff to make everything about him and how great he is. But I think you’d call that more of a talent, or that he’s well-practiced at it so maybe I wouldn’t even call that smart. I don’t think he is intelligent, knowledgeable, wise, or discerning.

Agree, but also to be fair you didn’t have to wear heels.

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Yup! I got one with sleeves on clearance recently. Da best.

Yep! Nothing trendy or sexy tbh but it’s solid stuff, especially for work. Also like their outerwear and activewear. I live in a cold climate and work in a conservative office so Lands End is pretty much perfect for me.

Regarding the conservatives vs feminists faux pas: I don’t care either way, as long as you keep making plus size stuff I can wear to work. People who give me dresses with pockets can do whatever they want.