Classic MN shade:

I present the Southern Lady "How nice." as an example. Said with just the right amount of saccharine acid, it is the Grand Dame of Shade.

Chronosynclastic infundibulum.

If Vinson was a cop who got injured while on the job following protocol in a situation where their superior gave them the go ahead, they would be getting a park named after them and the media would be calling them America's greatest fucking hero. And you want her to lose her license to practice?

Awwh. Now MASH, my combination mojito and abortion bar, will never get good press.

I was working as a cocktail waitress at a place that also served dinner, and I had a table of about a dozen people one night who were going to dine and then stay for the show. At the beginning of dinner the woman who appeared to be the coordinator waved at me and said they'd be paying with a company credit card, and…

People are. The video said several people had applied to adopt her. Sometimes it's very frustrating as a shelter worker when people line up to adopt the dog that was on the news and completely ignore the other dogs who have been waiting for a long time.

I know that squeaky fish toy well lol :)

The domestication of the dog was one of the very few net positives humanity has given to the world. Dogs are loving, loyal, smart, playful and truly the best of all creatures. How any troglodyte could harm a dog is beyond me and, in my mind, an act of the purest, most depraved evil. May the scum who did this to that…

My ex-boyfriend and I put one of those locks up. I hope it gets taken down.

You're missing the point.

If they were truly unconscious (or maybe I should say, the jury believes they were unconscious), then they aren't held accountable for murder. That's the way the law works. An unconscious person isn't criminally responsible. (Exceptions might be something like an overworked, sleepless truck driver getting behind…

I take it you've never seen the show.

a beer company has been braver (or savvier) about taking a stand for women than Cover Girl.

methinks she has a team of cat handlers following in her wake.

You know a lot of people actually do get good dates from OKC, right? Those just aren't what's fun to talk about.

but why was that weird? Did he just walk into your room and stand on your bed and place his hand on your ceiling…like some kind of show-off?

I really don't see why a hand on your ceiling is such a big deal, but your over exaggerated reaction to it is hilarious.

Intensive purposes?! Hahahahahaha. INTENTS AND PURPOSES. Why is this so hilarious to me? I see how if you don't read much but have heard the expression you could have thought that but still hahahahahha. Intensive purposes.

Is "put his hand on my ceiling" a euphemism?