Oh, you're That Person at the party. The one who wants to pull the "offensive cards" so the game doesn't hurt your fee fees.

Look, there are plenty of people that I think deserve a pile of shit. However, to be honest, the idea of actually getting the shit myself is a bit of a hassle (sure, it's plentiful, but gathering and transporting it is a pain... plus, there's something to be said for not being the one to drop it off in person). If…

Agreed! She reminds me of lots of people I grew up with who partied all the time, and now have steady jobs, kids, etc. Every so often I see a picture of them w/ their families on Facebook, looking so suburban, and I think "Wait, didn't you used to have a Nalgene of vodka in class?"

YA HUNGOVUH JENELLE

But.. Baby, when the lights, go out.

I'm glad Snooki finally nabbed her Juicehead Gorilla and I'm glad that Vinny was not in attendance. He ended up being such a fucking dickhead - particularly to Shnickas - and she handled it so well.

I gotta say, props to Snooki for not turning into a train wreck. She got a lot of shit for being an out of control mess when she was younger, and she is still an insatiable attention whore, but she looks like a good mom with a good partner. Her show with J Woww is so unbelievably boring because they are now just…

Come on. A judge forced the most conservative state in the country to accept marriage equality; you guys don't get to brag about that.

That's what i thought. Drinking, smoking and reading in my tub is the height of excess i think!

#teamtubdrinking

Rice's reinstatement was a near certainty based on the players' contracts. The blame falls directly on Goodell for Rice's original slap-on-the-wrist punishment.

The drivel you post here and your apparent inability to differentiate polite conversation and harassment. I remember the last time this was discussed with you.

I misread - I thought you wrote that it was while SHE was married. My apologies.

False and false.

I have read several (the only title I can remember is My Sister's Keeper, the rest are just a blur) and I can not recommend a single one. The most telling description is "23 novels in 22 years". They all have a ripped from the headlines, pounded out on a word processor in six weeks, feel to them. They are not…

He types well for a 4 year old and I like how already the little missy gets to sit by passively while he does magic and battles robots.

I'll admit I've read too many of Picoult's novels, they're enjoyable (in a guilty pleasure kind of way), but so formulaic.

Jodi Picault's books are pretty much at the same level as Nicholas Sparks'- both write cheesy, airport book-stand novels.

my mom was all WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED and i am all IDK I KINDA THINK WE DO THAT KID IS DEAD SO

That's cool- Let me know when they hold a Sofa Cushion Eating Contest or a Safety Razor Eating and Resulting Emergency Vet Visit Contest.