I doubt most of their fan base would understand what you just said

I know the stereotype is "once a cheater always a cheater," but is it true? I know quite a few couples who met this way and their second marriages are long and loving. I think that's a scenario that happens more often than people like to think.

Screw all of you nanny state libtards. My mother gave me Zubaz pants when I was a kid and I turned out fine.

Lana, Lana,...LANAAAAAA!!!: [Goes outside]

Not pictured: Rae Carruth fan in trunk of car

I've been playing fantasy football a long time, back when everything was done manually, and everything we learned about the game came from newspapers and television. It's just how I was raised. So when some second-rate website says I can't switch Adrian Peterson, it makes me wonder what good all this "progress" has…

If only the "Can't Cut" abilities were passed down to his children.

Oh, a shiba owner.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

As they old saying goes, "I always tell a guy I'm Bi on the first date. I let him figure out the Polar on his own!"

OK I know it looks like she really overthought this, but actually she didn't think it through. Asking how many vaginas I've touched, but not being specific. With my fingers? My mouth? My genitals? My songs?

Or that's just how rice tastes.

AND I AM LOVING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT!

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

Old news. They had a Stuff Your Bra top 3+ years ago with 6 (Six!) pockets They were kinda great, actually. Sold out pretty quickly, of course. Glad to see they brought it back!

That kind of shit is healthy for them. I'm an actor-type myself, and over the years I've seen moments like that handled with complete grace, and like utter asshats. "Moron" on — it helps us sort the nice ones from the jerks.

You know the parts where people were making fun of Chicago fans? Yeah, you should look in the mirror.

He kinda does that. But it's edited. I liked the one episode where he was working with a really elusive, neurotic cat, and Jackson said, "I think I'm pretty good with cats, but [cat's name] doesn't care." Wow! Such modesty. He totally accepted his own limitations and saw them (or tried to) from the cat's POV.

I always laugh when people think they have "trained" their cat to stay off whatever thing. If you're not looking, they will get on it/in it/under it. Because cats do whatever the fuck they want. (Which is why I love them. :D )

My favorite is stuff like, "My cat bites me when I try to pet their belly!" Well maybe they don't want their fucking belly touched and they are telling you the only way they know how! Shit, I don't want anyone touching my belly.