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lol. I youtube searched the fuck out of circus cats. Acro-Cats was the first one that popped up for me. That's cool shit. Only thing I could ever get my cats to do was claw fuck my arms and hands on command. They'd be all cool and sgit but if I put my hand up in their grills in a claw shape.....yeah it was

It's hard with a small pool like on Crass to not become clique-y. And everyone needs snark for sure!

Sadly, it seems that most of the pet owners he works with have an appalling lack of common sense and need someone to give them a good dose. "My cat doesn't like it when I do xyz." "THEN DON'T DO XYZ, OH MY GOD."

I know Crasstalk, I never commented but I've seen it :)

Ok, you are fun! Come check out Backtalk sometime, we are fun too :)

You are making me purr ;)

I want your job. SOBADASLKAHSKJGFLK

LOL! I don't flirt with commenters until I know them better, then it's game on!

i thought about telling you guys to kiss already! :D

No, it's a completely different thing that I found on the internet.

Your job + your handle = perfection

I've lived in LA for way too long to get excited about most celeb sightings. But I would straight-up squee & ask for a pic if I ever saw Jackson Galaxy in the wild.

Most of the people on that show are total morons. The show should be told from the cats' point of view and be called "My Owner From Hell".

I love that his advise is a lot like the Dog Whisperer's advice: play with your damn animal, feed on a schedule. I grew up with cats but we rarely took the time to actually play with them. I feel really bad about that now, and I play with my cats every day now.

That was always my assumption. He's great with cats, but the advice he gives is pretty much the same advice I would, except he's so much nicer about it. There have been so many guests on that show that I have just wanted to slap while yelling things like, "Of course, he's pissing everywhere. He's not fucking neutered,

"Khloe and French Montana 'Break Up'"

Good - now he can go back to being a weird rural language dialect on the Canadian border.

I "trained" my cat to meow in my face and hit me until I turn on the sink every time I go to the bathroom.

You had me at cat circus :)

As someone else who works in human behavior, the non-neurotic folks probably don't get past the application phase. Not so good for TV, as the general advice is "Go talk to your vet"! (Signed, someone with a crazy cat who I've finally sorted out his stress-related behavioral problems through lots of trial and error and

Most days, lately, my two new kittens like to race climb up my pant leg when I'm getting ready for work. Yesterday, they started the game before I put pants on. Yowza. Totally off topic, but pants—>cats—>selfish story time.