My partner used to watch a lot of him before meeting me. He works in human behavior— on our first date, he exclaimed "These people are so neurotic! If they didn't have such unrealistic expectations I don't know that they'd have so many problems!"

No, I really like his approach. And I like that he addresses the humans' issues— seriously 75% of the cases I've worked with (cats and dogs) have human problems at the root of the animal behavior issue.

Here's the Jez post: http://jezebel.com/i-saw-cat-acro…

This is high praise coming from you, you're awesome :)

Go to circuscats.com! Shit, Google "Jezebel Acro-Cats." Laura I think was the one who wrote a post about us. I'd post some of my own but I'm on my phone. :)

I put my pants on shoving cats off my pile of clean laundry just like everyone else.

No, actually, his advice is usually really great! I'm just a jealous bitch— he doesn't actually have an ethology/behavior science background, and his advice is largely based on common sense.

Ever since I took the position, I have felt confident that no one else in the United States has the exact job I have.

Seriously though, I work for a cat circus and my boss has this for her cats when they're home (we call it "Kitty City"). It's two stories, plus the catio. Trust me when I say they have a better setup than the humans.

God bless Kindle and the Kindle apps. NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW I'M READING BABYSITTER'S CLUB BOOKS.

I just...I cannot even fathom what type of person would sign up for Oyster specifically because they have a whole bunch of Stine books. Probably SOME TEEN. You know how they are, reading SVH and RL Stine and watching Degrassi and eating Hot Pockets. All things *I*, as an adult making adult choices, would never do.

This is probably...not the exact right thing to take from the situation, but I sort of think Blue Ivy's hair is not only lovely but a way for them to let her have her own agency (gahhhh I hate myself for saying that but it's the best term). Bey's hair is obviously her own choice* and perhaps they've decided to let her…

"...if you buy Christmas gifts for teens..."

"We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other."

STOP NAMING NUTS.

And that's why you're cool. I was born in 82 but every time I make people play Trivial Pursuit '90s Edition, they're like, "This question is from 1992! I WAS TEN." Yes, me too, but I know the answer. SMARTEN UP.

AHHHHHH WHY JESUS WHY

Before I even read your whole reply, I started going "Hazelnut. Pine nut. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut."

RIGHT? My thoughts exactly.

Thanks! I always love hearing that :) "Best in Show" is my favorite guaranteed-laugh movie to watch after a long day of dealing with crazy pet owners haha.