It's a slippery slope that ends up with us listening to Alice in Chains on the "oldies" station.

I'm going to be 32 in three weeks and I literally never feel "old," because I'm not...But "who is STP?" makes me feel a little old.

Oh, good! I sort of figured mammals are mammals, but you never know. I didn't even go into that, and all the nasty stuff they CAN do besides prevent you from fitting into your pageant gown. Ughhh.

I used to recap "16 & Pregnant"— I would argue that show is an even more powerful deterrent. Just because instead of getting to know the characters, you just get 15 different horrible couples* with horrible parents** that have a horrible time taking care of a kid and have a horrible breakup. It is kind of a perfect…

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so :)

*pushes glasses up on nose*

This is exactly what I scrolled down to check for before I said the same thing. No sense at all.

sorry not sorry! I'm plus size but have great legs. Skinny jeans look great on me and everyone gets to see all my boots.

TRUE. Related story: I closed the bedroom door last night and the cat was yowling and yowling. "Ohhhh, she wants to hang out with us!" we said. Then Mr. Swan said "Oh, I forgot to feed her." Well. That solved the mystery of "Why the Cat Wants Our Attention."

You know, it's all great fun to joke about cat calls. Check your anthopomorphic privilege.

Your response is, literally, "Some of my best [sources] are black." It's anectdata, and more to the point, doesn't answer the larger question of why exactly Black people are poor. Hint: it's not because they just fucking suck at birth.

I, for one, am super convinced by only one Black man's retelling when he takes pains…

WHAT.

We are SO lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

I am more like Meg Swan than I care to admit, which is why those scenes re: Beatrice and her Busy Bee are my absolute favorites.

FYI when I read your comment I literally shouted, "HA!"

*curtsies* Thank you! It is easily top 5 for me. Then again, I work in animal behavior and training, so it is extra hilarious for me— it's my go-to movie when I've had an especially crazy-owner day.

Can I also be your BFF? The best part is when I get drunk and yell at my boyfriend, "PUT ON DRUNK HISTORY! I THINK THERE'S A NEW ONE!" Meta, man.

Holy shit. I can't scroll down to see if others have called you on your shit (I have faith they have), but it's not that "black people can't handle money." It's that poor people can't handle money because they often don't come from it, and because, from a psychological and sociological standpoint, you don't know how…

This week in the Internet: American race relations, the increasing police state in urban areas, internet trolls and depression and/or suicide.

Judging by the percentage of people who cheat on their significant others, I would say it IS hard being faithful. Inaction (i.e., not getting out of your chair and grabbing the nearest person for a makeout) is literally the easiest thing to do physically, but that's intentionally obtuse.