I like it!

*checks draft board*

Also gonna take SexPositiveSashaGreyComments in this draft.

Dibs on FiftyShadesOfGreyComments!

The Bugs Bunny Florida gif is almost as bad as the porn.

I'm 31 and probably better than I've ever been.

I am still crying after reading this. I was this teenager too. Reading this was...awful and awesome and painful and comforting.

You're not the only one. I have pretty intense experiences dealing with murder— in my immediate family— and a background in psychology. So I also found it compelling and interesting.

Hi, real life woman and actual football fan here.

Well, but Goodell has just been straight ignoring the Irsay thing. You make a good point, though. Mostly because it's bullshit not to discipline him when players have been suspended for much, much less.

Tons of players have been suspended for off-the-field conduct. Pacman Jones, just to name one, was suspended for an entire season. Granted, he just kept racking up felony arrests, but none had to do with drugs or football. Donte Stallworth was (only) suspended for a year for DUI vehicular manslaughter.

My partner had an ex that intentionally fed his Betta to death over a period of weeks after they stupidly decided to have them cohabitate and his Betta was the victor, killing hers.

"Hillary is a lesbian" jokes were SO OVER around the same time "Singled Out" was.

This this this. I want more SCHEDULED hours. I do not want to sit around eschewing all other plans in the event you're short-staffed and deign to call with a last-minute offer to work a shift I'd have been happy to work had it been offered a week ago.

I worked as the trainer for a cat circus. Stories like these sort of blow my mind. THEY'RE JUST CATS. ANGRY, ANGRY CATS, granted.

I was just coming here to say something similar— this is not cute, it's irresponsible to promote behavior that would be considered "dangerous" in larger breeds, and I work with many, many dogs with issues. I've helped many people who come in with a story that starts just like this— "Well, I was just holding him, and…

Jane Pratt's apparent enabling of Cat Marnell is the thing that makes me uncomfortable. I saw the "Val" episode of "Daria," okay?

Didn't she level that "accusation" at anyone who wasn't Kurt, though? It loses its value as a basis of comparison when everyone has a tiny penis.

Oh, but wait, it gets "better," there's this: [www.dailymail.co.uk]

My sister trains Navy SEALs, my brother-in-law is one, my brother was a Marine, and my ex-husband is in the Air Force. My best friend went to West Point and is career Army. And yet (or possibly because of that) I understood that first sentence perfectly.