Well it’s a good thing Tiffany Haddish isn’t “medium talent” then!

“I’mma memorize this...I’m memorenizin’ ALL OF IT.”

Yarn erotica.

“I like to refer to you as a divine force so I can blame you for EVERYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE YOU BITCH.”

now operates a tantric massage business that has lured about 30 clients, whom he refers to as “goddesses.”

Issa sex cult.

Okay, first of all: ew.

There’s a news clip of one of those dudes who used to watch women in public bathrooms and he called them all goddesses, so, yeah. Using the term goddess screams “I don’t respect women’s boundaries”.

Lol - I think the message is to remove, THEN replace. But whatever the hell you do, do it with love!

Hahahaha thank you for this. I make this face whenever people go on about the “answer to everything being love.”

Those things... should not work so well together.

“Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”

Also possibly women he dreams of imprisoning in his basement.

This is just....so, so damn wrong.

Charlie Sheen said he got “goddesses” from Sean Penn. Sounds about right.

In retrospect, all the signs were there

My Tantric Sex business mainly involves trickle down economics.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Open the door get on the floor

Did anyone check the “goddesses” for brand marks??