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It’s a weird analogy, to be sure. I mean, if he’s saying the Lib-Dems are like Nazis (I guess?) and therefore this theatre troupe that paints Trump in a bad light are spreading propaganda for the Nazis (again, I guess?), then at most that would make them Leni Riefenstahl, Hitler’s favourite filmmaker.

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Harveys? Psshh...they’re not that great, and there are only like 20 locations left in Canada, more than half of which are in Ontario. My partner likes Harveys, but I think it’s only meh.

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Actual footage of the mayor after being reassured by Trump that “everything’s fine”:

This is my exact question.

YES!

Same. I think I never really thought about his sexuality before, one way or the other. Well, yay for him! He and his hubby look happy :)

Right?

I didn’t know Victor Garber was gay! Now I want to re-watch Web Therapy!!

There are much more damning rumours about Kevin Spacey than just whether he likes men or women. Specifically, there have been rumours for years that he is quite predatory and likes ‘em young. Too young. So maybe he’s been cagey about it all these years b/c if he keeps us guessing, he’s hoping we’ll all just guess, “Oh

OMG That’s what I said too!

She’s also suspicious of candy bars containing peanuts.

It’s not just doughs whose chemistry benefits from salt. It draws the flavour of foods to the surface, making them more palatable. If you’ve been cooking without salt for 20 years, you don’t realize what you’re missing. Your could be so much more flavourful without “tasting of salt.” Honest.

When did Nicki Minaj turn into Yarp Yarp?

I don’t know what oil pulling is, so I’m just going to go ahead and assume it means you’re seducing yourself then masturbating with olive oil. In which case, your keyboard was already at risk.

Looked up Little Baby Face Foundation—BECAUSE OMG THAT NAME—and turns out it seeks to provide free cosmetic surgery to kids who have non-pathological facial abnormalities (LIKE PROTRUDING EARS) that causes them to get bullied. All surgeries are done by plastic surgeons in New York. IT’S A CHARITY TO GIVE PLASTIC

Yep. Vaping is the new Bluetooth headset. Instant douche signals.

Wow! What country do you live in (if you don’t mind me asking) where smoking of any kind is still allowed in the workplace? Do you secretly work in the ‘90's?

HA! I came here to make the same “brolerina” joke! Beat me to it :D

Oh I’m sorry. That really sucks. If I knew you, I’d come over with booze and ice cream, but since I don’t...gif, maybe?