Trust me, lack of registry won't stop people from buying you thing things (rather than, as I'd hoped, encouraging them to give us cash things). They'll just buy things you find ugly or useless and have no earthly idea where to return.

Here's the thing about registering/not registering: If you try to not register, or even register unconventionally, the over 50 women in your family are going to beat you down until you do it online at 1 AM, for stuff you really don't want but it was 1 AM and you had to add something. At least, that's what happened to…

ah I misread your intentions, sorry about that. When my mother was undergoing cancer treatment (she's ok now), she had to stay in Tuscaloosa because she wasn't able to drive the 2-3 hours home. It made a difficult illness even more difficult, so I have strong feelings about access to healthcare for rural folks.

Ooooh! BURN!

Republicans.

Having relations in AL I can honestly see why they'd need a lot of gastric-bypass, diabetes, and cancer facilities.

That's my nightmare! I'm like baby, you can be anything - gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever and I'll always think you're awesome. Just please don't be a republican.

no food stamps taken. Could've sworn the checks could be taken to bank and be cashed in but I wouldn't know.

I am no one's hero.

Gee, please go on and tell us how your ever-so responsible life choice of "choosing school" allowed you pay for a Mustang.

Oh, right you didn't pay for the Mustang because either your parents paid for it or your student loans paid for it.

Aren't you clever? Trust me, no one needs your kind of patriotism. Vets span the entire range of humanity, don't diminish them by taking away their personalities and wrapping them in idol worship. They don't need it. You bitch about your taxes going to welfare. It sure as hell is better being used there than in…

My offensive mouth? Really? My fiancé was blown up in an IED attack in Afghanistan. A decorated Ranger. Combat medic - he can't remember the names of his kids now. You know jack shit about PTSD and how it effects people or their loved ones. Now run along, the non-assholes are busy.

Hey guess what, I'm a vet, and I served with ALL KINDS of douchebags. You must be one of those right-wingers that think we want and/or need people like you kissing our asses all the time and serenading us with Toby Keith while throwing "Support Our Troops" magnets at us. We don't. We are not that stupid and don't…

You win the DoucheCanoe of the Day Award. You don't know a damn thing about that guy's life. Sit down and STFU. You deserve a case of bedbugs.

Assuming your story is true - ever think that this individual is scraping or otherwise sacrificing to afford to eat pizza (Which is fairly cheap) so they can feel not so broke? Or depending it might be an easier situation than cooking for unknown reasons. The point being, instead of mounting your high horse and going…

I'm super confused about this. How do you know he's on welfare? And what form of welfare? Is he on food stamps? Why was your pizza place accepting food stamps? It if was food stamps, your restaurant was breaking the law. If it wasn't food stamps, it's really none of your goddamned business. And where do you like…

Who the fuck are you to decide where and how this person gets to spend their "welfare money"? Do you even know why he was on assistance? Like maybe he is a vet or disabled or mentally ill - none of which is any of your self-righteous, dim-witted, shit for brains business.

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

It's rude to do your homework in class. That's what people are pointing out. The rules apply to everyone in the class, including you. It's called "homework" not "classwork." Though reading under the desk and actually responding to a homework assignment are slightly different things, even though you may have had…