"And son, I am why you never want to grow up to be a Republican voter, who thinks people who actually do work for a living to earn their education are suckers and deserve to be treated like shit by superior white men like myself."

As a foreigner used to (almost) free college degrees, that just reads classist disconnect. Are these people even aware how some families struggle to pay the bills and will never be able to save to send their children to school, no matter how mugh they would like/deserve to go? Or how a lot of people has to work…

A healthy persecution complex seems to be an integral part of being a Christian. You'd think they were still being fed to lions. In fact, I suspect we will soon have a list of the things like how saying happy holidays = war on Christmas. But then, it's a religion that revers martyrdom, of course they all want to be a…

I'm still sad about my dress appointment. I invited my mom and my sister. I was so excited to be getting married, I guess I just wanted to feel special. I thought they would like being asked, huge mistake. My mom checked out, mentally. She was like a doll or a shell or something. Barely spoke. My sister squinted at me…

Is this where we submit cases? How about Richard Sherman saying about Marshawn Lynch "he's a lot smarter than people give him credit for."

I am an impartial collector* of NFL butts, so I accept your Russell Wilson submission.

I could be biased, I am a seahawk fan. So there are not other butts that are not attached to Russell Wilson. **swoon**

I am convinced "libertarian" is just code for "spoiled grown baby".

More power to her. The first time someone tried that with me, I would have put the sugar or ketchup or something right (rather than pick it up and hand it back which is my first instinct but that would probably lead to complaints of theft rather than just poor service) on the money and said...you might as well put…

You think Ryan Adams seems nice? He has a reputation for being one of the biggest assholes in rock. Bryan Adams, on the other hand, is a gentleman and a scholar.

No. Pineapple on pizza (certain types) is delicious.

Wow I'd never heard of that! I'll be honest, I can't even imagine eating a single cracker right now, so a pot of greens sounds like, the Mount Everest of food, but maybe when I've got my strength back a little. Thanks!

So sorry you guys have to deal with that. It's really stressful. I hope your sister can get it together if for nothing else, her daughter :( I'm thinking of sending my sister a text and just tell her that whatever she's going through, I'll give her her space but if she ever needs anything then I'm here. I feel like…

I used to be Queen of Crush, so I know what you're talking about. I wasted literally years of my life on this stuff. And here's what I know about crushing:

This literally sounds like my ex husband. A diagnosed narcissist. "Conversations" are not possible at times. Learning that I was not at fault in this crazy cycle of communication made me feel more FREE and happy than I can possibly describe.

My mother has a lot of mental health issues (bipolar depression and borderline personality disorder) and she doesn't process guilt at all well. So she denies things so aggressively and persistently that you start to wonder if they ever really happened. I am (mostly) estranged from her because she was emotionally…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

All this dithering over leggings and humble bragging about how her husband isn't a lech. BARF. Triple dipple BARF. Fuck, lady, if you don't have problems in your life and need to make them up, go volunteer at a soup kitchen. Cover all the women up, then dudes will start spanking it to the Land O Lakes lady. It's human…

Oh for God's sake, the proper way to wear leggings is under a baby doll dress, with a flannel and a pair of high tops in 1995.

And Boardwalk Emipires last two seasons.