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Neutered And Spayd: NYT Editor Tells Sports Section To Stick It

If you can think of another way to learn why it’s actually the Democrats who are at fault for Trump’s nuking Damascus and rescinding child labor laws, I’d like to hear about it.

I use the captions for British shows (lol) but my roommate doesn’t like that so it definitely bothers people. Still, people with disabilities should be accommodated and it’s only a minor annoyance to those people. I’m sure people would survive and still be able to enjoy the movie.

Hey, she’s just following dad’s business model.

Pfff, 1.2 pounds is for suckers.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

It’s a tale as old as time!

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Teams should never take a QB in the first round. They should draft for the O and D-lines and every other position and then use one 3rd to 5th round selection every year (or every other year) to grab a quarterback and see what happens with him.

I think it’s safe to say Bill Simmons columns have NOT held up over time. For some reason I clicked the link and read the whole column. There was lots of cringing.

That Simmons quote should be example 1, 1A and 1B why his career path has taken a sharp downward turn of late. Who wants to read that word salad bullshite?

Via the Chicago Tribune:

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Don’t worry, I’m sure somewhere in America today a driver hit a cyclist or pedestrian and will get nothing because it was an “accident”.

Given his prior motor vehicle convictions, I’m going to guess he still doesn’t care.

I believe they prefer the term “multi-level motivators”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Nu Skin, that’s appropriately creepy.

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”