I certainly won’t be watching. WrestleMania just isn’t presidential anymore.

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.

Which is hilarious, because Sarah Palin is only shitting on Kaep for attention.

It boggles the mind why anyone still thinks Sarah Palin is relevant to anything.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

Booo! I am always a fan of ice cream next to cake-ish texture (see also: ice cream on top of a hot brownie)

Whoever wrote that headline

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

Too soon!

Law enforcement agencies—especially the federal ones—tend to recruit heavily from the military; I suspect it’s particularly heavily from the set of enlisted personnel who’ve stalled out at E-4.

“how extensive his healing abilities are.”

I watched Spin last night, and Rich is leaving out a key part of the Cosby commentary - that being it was a callback to a joke done earlier in the show concerning a superhero who resorts to rape to maximize his “powers,” setting up a moral conundrum of “he rapes, but he saves lives.”

This wasn’t Andrew Dice Clay…

But while the book may be a three-hour read, it’s packed with concepts that will be discussed long after, including a list of “Questions to Ponder in the Shower” that reinforce the story’s purpose of highlighting the most important-yet most ignored-questions in the world.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

Definitionally, here, certainly not the man. As our president told us, “When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

D.B. Pooper

She was drunk on expensive scotch, I’m guessing. But definitely more than three fingers.

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.

“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.