Man, you and I are just strangers in the night. 

Or just root for a meteor. 

Oh man, poor Brandon, noted baseball economist with smooth balls and a pube filled face, is going to be run out of town by the locker room distraction guys. Or maybe the clubhouse cancer crew will come for him. Unless it’s never really about the distraction and it’s something else I just can’t put my finger on.

All this talk of rocket balls can really bring a guy down.

What a joke. The things you’re bitching about all fall under the control of the government, either the school board, the city, the county, or the state. None of these issues relate to the teachers union or the strike.

Lol. 

Nothing says blue collar like a beemer in the driveway and a lake house in Michigan.

Ah Chicago. Where 40% of city employees make over 6 figures, private companies make over $50M a year in profit from parking spaces, and real estate developers get $1.6B in free money because everyone pretends some of the most prime real estate in the city is a “blight,” but your kid’s school doesn’t have a nurse or a…

I am not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds about right.

They assured him that if he re-signed that they had a roster spot for him, preventing him from negotiating a deal with a new team on his own. It wasn’t dishonest, but they definitely went back on their promise.  

+1 Jorge Soler and his perfectly normal 48 fucking homeruns this year

Mark Sanchez: [comes out of retirement]

Jesus

Are you trying to say you can’t get a good pizza in Madison? That’s crazy. Maybe there’s not a place that does a genuine NY slice, but come on. 

Any metrics seem likely to be skewed by the vast difference in talent between the US roster and 90-95% of their opponents. Plus I don’t know if there’s a real statistical argument for the equivalent to starting Charles Barkley over Karl Malone in the 1992 Olympics.

Do critics rip the Flash? Most of the reviews on the AV Club are positive. Maybe well-received is overstating things? 

I’m not sure I agree that the critics are to blame for this. Aren’t Flash and the Legends show generally well received? The Guardians and Ragnarok were well reviewed.

The runner didn’t lower his head, so this looks fine to me. 

But if Morey sides with Hong Kong, that really evens things out. 

The Bills D is really good, and their offense is better than Chicago’s piss poor shitshow.