You realize kissing their ass anonymously won’t actually turn you into a billionaire too?

Good Afternoon,

HELLO!

Can we all bear in mind that this is a man that even the NFL wouldn’t let run a franchise?

10. Win

www.sadtrombone.com

ALL YOU FAHKIN’ HILLARY SUPPOAHTAHS AH VOTING FOAH A CRIMINAL. LAWK HUH THE FAHK UP. COACH GAWD IS NEVAH WRONG.

Bud Lite Lime-a-Rita

Not just killed, but specifically lynched. But hey, the fart sniffers say we should feel compassion for the poor Trump voter, who has been, through no fault of their own (if you don’t count the plethora of ways it’s their own goddamned fault), left behind by the modern, urban-centric world.

Hey look, it’s an internet cool guy leaving comments on a website. He must be so awesome. I bet he’s the most popular kid at the internet club and has a ton of internet friends.

Just spitballin’ here: I’m thinking that we really need to work on the whole “in order to form a more perfect union” side of the ball.

Cuban Missive Crisis

I never get tired of this meme.

Tiny twitter fingers turn to accessing to the nuclear arsenal fingers. 

God, this is a great story!

Pictured: Conservatwitter.

But those cuck Dems would have expected a peacocking phony assassination attempt, and would have called Trump a beta.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.