Asteroid 2016 UR36 just missed colliding with Earth on Sunday.

B/c of one simple principle:

That’s what Trump wants, not what rational people want! Civil wars are not as fun as they seem...

Except that it doesn’t occur everywhere. That’s the point. Well, except for this documented case of a Trump supporter trying to rig this election. Put down the Kool-Aid.

“It occurs all over the place, sadly.”

Citation needed.

For a party that’s made up almost exclusively of men, the GOP has very few with actual balls.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Because she’s not his daughter?

I swear, people who pose for pictures with animals they just killed are fucking psychopaths.

At this point, I expect the third debate to be Trump doing Andrew Dice Clay material, circa 1989.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

Legitimate question: when was this?

This is almost as good as his pro-Asbestos take.

“Cheeto Unchained”

(Grabs fiddle)

Well, they are both pedo rapists with incestuous tendencies.

“Anyone who wants to give their money to a Manhattan narcissist whose interests begin and end with the plight of white people should keep in mind that Woody Allen’s Cafe Society is getting decent reviews right now.”