Dizziness and nausea would be weird side effects of smoking weed. But when you eat it, those side effects could easily be expected if you eat even just a little too much.

The thing with edibles is that they really fuck you up, and it doesn’t really build the way smoking does. At least not for me. I usually feel the edible a few minutes before it kicks in, but it kicks in hard. The problem is, you’re along for the ride. Eating an entire slice of cake would destroy even the most hardcore…

while some strains of cannabis induce the typical munchies hunger feeling edibles tend to be both more psychoactive effecting vision and at higher doses classic vertigo symptoms can be felt.

I purposely wanted to finally see what all this ‘too high’ business was about and I ate 5 strong homemade rice crispie treats. Normally one will do you good and two is almost too much, so I ate five!

Newbies to edibles are advised to take it slow and be very aware of possible complications (symptoms). You’re in for an alarming few hours if you don’t know what’s happening or why.

Yeah, you get high as fuck, then stage a panic attack. Soon after, you are given a bottle of benzos to take home.

It’s one thing to experience the effects of weed when you are expecting them, it’s a whole other thing when you have no idea what’s happening to you.  I would get pretty freaked out if I experienced the symptoms of weed without warning (especially since I’ve never smoked weed).

Brings a whole new meaning to “wake and bake”

These are problems we never ever thought we’d have. Yet here we are. 

I’d think you’d be better off sticking to sporks. (Also, you got my vote, though I’ll be picking out the shrimp from that Happy Family order, ‘cause I hate shrimp. Want ‘em?)

If this isn’t the Takeout’s new slogan for 2020, I’ll be upset.

The great thing about Chinese food is you always order a lot of it so everyone wins. And yes: we stick to sports and aim to please.

Meat is just grain that has been ultruprocessed into a cow. : P

Structural racism?

Check your privilege brah!

Mrs. Copperpot was nice enough to get me some Staghorn when she was in Door County a couple weeks ago. I’m trying to save at least one for Thanksgiving, but not sure if I’ll make it...

I’ll go ahead and take this opportunity to recommend New Glarus brewery’s ‘Totally Naked’. It’s just about the purest, clearest tasting beer I’ve ever had, and I buy it every time I’m in Wisconsin.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Came here for this joke.  I was not disappointed.

I’m a mid 30s male, but however improbable I think I might be your mom.