New phone, who dis? 

He’s “never gonna financially recover from this.”

My favorite was “like playing chess with a pigeon.” He’s going to knock all the pieces over, take a dump on the board and then strut around like he won.

Enjoy it now. I hear Biden wants to get rid of the cows. 

Judging by their record, I’m gonna say no. 

Yeah, seconded. As someone who randomly has GGG or DDD on in the background more than even I understand, he’ll eat eggs, he just doesn’t go searching them out. 

Thanks for the list, always helpful. Small typo when I read it, that said:

Expecto Uteronum

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

I don’t think I want to back the flue either. 

I don’t usually eat breakfast or lunch, but my son loves Hardees breakfast sandwiches. Last time we went it was like 4+ dollars for just the sandwich, so that turned me off to fast food breakfasts. Also, we ordered something for my other son as well, and they didn’t put it in the bag, so we ended up having to go back…

These are good suggestions, and I’m currently trying to “let it go” because the rest haven’t fared so well in the past.

Agreed. I could survive some of the other cuts, but losing the potatoes? Por que, Taco Bell, por que? 

I always get confused and go another direction after “Step 1: Cut a hole in the box”. 

Same thing here. I did it a few days ago and then just now. Nothing. 

Same. I don’t know when it happened, because I used to eat pork chops/drumsticks and such as a kid, but nowadays I just can’t do it. 

They’ll have to change from https://www.columbus.gov/ to “thebomb.com”, so that might be confusing. 

If you do have to make a name change, hopefully you don’t have anywhere to go any time soon. They are just starting phase one of reopening and I’m sure are going to have a mountain of applications to process. They do still have options for “life and death” emergencies though. 

The Morton’s Salt Girl looks like she just walking along in a rain storm, salting the earth behind her.

We aren’t. :)