Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

But that’s when you’re walking down the boulevard looking good though, right?

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

Is the cherry pie actually famous

He can’t.  She’s now backing up Jacoby Brisette.  

Obligatory.

Be honest, you’d only follow the clouds so you could yell at them.

Aren’t you supposed to get drunk before you eat at Taco Bell? 

This is truly, truly terrible.

Kauffman stadium is one of my favorite ballparks to watch a game. Even though it’s a 1970's design, it was done so without football in mind, so the seats are optimized for baseball viewing. The renovation they did five or six years ago improved amenities and the fan experience. The concessions are generally local,…

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

There’s only one “The Fridge,” and that guy ain’t him.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

How could you forget Twisty the Clown??

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

he was right to edit you