Omar was awesome, though. 

They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

God this is so satisfying. So nice to second screen at work. Thanks for the perfect Monday afternoon escape 

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

I thought the thumbnail was a pic of Ron Jeremy.

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

they only hire active addicts in fast food. 

2019's standards in 6 words.

An index finger wearing a hair net. The fuck is going on atop that man’s noodle???

Still the best.

I would say that this is some Angels In The Outfield shit, but the existence of this Orioles team actually negates the idea of God

Trump: I can write. I totally have a pen pal.

Reporting officers field tested the white powder substance on the hood with a cocaine kit and it did test positive with two kits in two different places of the hood of the car.

+$1 menu

I’m so angry I’m boycotting all gyms and I refuse to participate in any workouts anywhere at anytime! Good day!

Well I didn't apologize for it then, and I'm not going to apologize for it now.