If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

I’d say to take the ribbons off but heads would roll.

This is true. As a Packer fan I willingly sabotage my Fantasy Football chances by refusing to draft Bears or Vikings players.  But Lions players, sure why not.

I’ve been working at the same place for 15 years with no plans to leave. it’s a good job and a good, stable, good-paying place to work. But we have a name for people that have undying loyalty to their employer and don’t take all their vacation time: suckers.

Have your shoes on when the flight you’re on is landing or taking off. Statistically that’s when bad stuff happens and you don’t want to be in bare feet for an evacuation.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

Has any song gotten more esteem and notoriety by being over the closing credits of a show than Yakety Sax?

This is good news for the Bears. Gruden sent them their second round pick in 2020 along with Khalil Mack.

John Fogerty got sued for sounding too much like John Fogerty.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

The rare example of two wrongs actually coming together to make a right.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Reminds me of FDR addressing Pearl Harbor survivors and talking about how these anniversaries sneak up on you, and that he hoped he wasn’t bombing.

Their marketing campaign “We’re Arians’ Nation Now” went horribly awry. Got millions of new fans but the Bucs are not sure about the demographic.

including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

The Raiders also gave the Bears a 2nd round pick because just trading a future Hall of Famer alone wasn’t Raidersry enough

I feel like there must be a backstory on why this was the main inspiration for The Rock’s wax figure

"I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "Fuck it, cut em up!""