Assuring That Robust, Thorough and Informed Congressional Leadership Is Exercised Over National Emergencies or Article One Act

Yes. He’s definitely playing alongside Barkley, Stephen A. Smith 

So then I was right when I heard No shit, there’s collusion! every time the lying press reported he said, “NO COLLUSION!”

Some real hot dog scrutiny happening in that caption photo...

The Sephiroth comparison combined with the photo of her from a little ways away was perfect. Is her dog named Meteor?

Nice to see you get Kinja-ed too. ;)

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Guys give him a break. He was lashing out because he finally made it to Vietnam and his bone spurs were acting up.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

Kansas City is in Missouri.

Wait, I think I figured out why that pattern looks familiar. One little tweak...

Live frugally but don’t live like a pauper. 

I’d have liked the story more if the guy’s pants fell down as he chased his car, and then he pooped all over himself. Honestly, I thought you were going there when the car started farting. Missed opportunity.

If she did make good on her threats, it would have been real awkward when his fellow police officers showed up to burn a cross on his lawn and lynch him.

People need to be taught personal finance in primary school. More than just a semester.

Have kids. They’ll avoid you like the plague. 

D&C