Taco Bell will pay for it!

Donkey Doug.

[Fade in Will Smith’s Just the Two Of Us]

Don’t even have to read this article and I bet my new born child 99% of this is [shit]

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

Also, and I know other KC people will poo poo this, but check out The Legends in Kansas City, Kansas. It’s an open air mall with a lot of good outlet shopping, but it also has Sporting Kansas City Park, Schlitterbahn (now without any murderous waterslides!), the Kansas Speedway, and a T-Rex Cafe (which, since it’s…

You’d think he’d give one of them to Don, Jr.

 I'd probably remove ABV, but I do like the quality/cost calculation.  Lagunitas bombers are an unreal value.  Half the time, I think the price is labeled wrong on those.  Mozango was the last of theirs to blow my mind.

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

“bee bites”

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Jack Stack has the best sides of any KC bbq place, but its actual bbq is average. Oklahoma Joe’s is still tops for me (and I’m always going to call it that).

Eh. Jack Stack is where locals take tourists for a “KC BBQ Experience” but there are way better places. AB’s is truly just a tourist trap at this point. 

The worst is when you finally find a place outside of KC that has burnt ends and when you get your order it’s just brisket that’s been cubed and there’s no char to be found.

To be clear, the police department had access to this video for more than a year.

the Detroit Whopper would be some stale lettuce, under-ripe tomato, cheese hanging halfway out of the bun, and no hamburger patty.