Sounds like someone left something behind at the yearly Grateful Dead concerts at Wrigley.

These particular “educators” should be the ones to pay for this out of their own pockets when they (hopefully) lose this lawsuit. Also, the kid or his parents should get to draw on their faces as well. Fucking idiots. 

Classic Antonio, always looking for a catch.

I thought I’d fast forward to the end, but I find myself watching the whole thing.

+1 Jack Russell terrier

I’ve been rapidly chewing my gum in anticipation of this one.

Rust Valley Restorers would be a completely different show if it was.

Playing Seven Nation Army couldn’t hold him back from seeing the end of the game.

I just thought that is what they started calling his rallies now. 

Finally, some EXCITING helmet-related news.

Cousins looks someone snapped his picture just as he sat on his nuts.

They should have sent a picture back of them making it into a paper airplane.

Chase Blackburn looks like he’s wearing a fast-food hairnet. 

Oh, he can stand to pee, but not for the flag?!?

Also, try being rich, famous or attractive if at all possible.

If they were real friends they’d give you their password instead of lording their wealth and bountiful entertainment options over you.

Bourbon County Brand Stout. And you DID try to kill Superman. 

I’m not trying to mock the neighbor, but if emojis are causing her depression, she should seek help. 

According to Chris Simms, he got into a Cryo tank without the right footwear and is dealing with frostbite.