I can’t wait to play “platitudes” bingo when he’s outed by the internet. Any bets on what he does for a living? I’m going with cop.

I don’t know. That guy you describe is growing on me. 

According to Burger King, calories (660 to 630), fat (40 to 34), saturated fat (12 to 11), trans fat (1.5 to 0) and cholesterol (90 to 10) are higher on the regular whopper. You are correct about carbs (49 to 58), sodium (980 to 1080) and protein (28 to 25) being better in favor or the regular whopper.

Pieces of flair for everyone! 

Regional places that sometimes get over-hyped. In-n-Out, for example. I really wanted to try them when I visited California and left disappointed. It wasn’t anything special. 

I guess instead of future flights, he’ll have to use a driver.

Let’s not get speciest, here. 

I like this advice, and follow it when I can, but Visa Gift Cards are the worst. I wish people didn’t feel it was unseemly to give cash. 

I take the maximum amount of vacation I am allowed, even if I don’t have anything cool to do. It’s mine, I earned it. 

I, for one, say you should have your shoes on at all times on an airplane, but what do I know? 

I thought Sam Bush WAS a real MLB. I guess there is a football player with that name, but he plays for Notre Dame.

He’s worked his way to oversize farm equipment tires this offseason. Super Bowl incoming. 

Move over driver’s license, you’ve been replaced. 

Why are they protecting this clown? Is he connected? This is a cover up!

I’m with you. I just see colored grids on a black and white picture. Maybe my brain is broken.

I went to a middle school named after Teddy Roosevelt. They were the Rough Riders, and of course, the Lady Rough Riders. Jokes were made, friends, jokes were made.

It went out for a carton of smokes. It’ll be right back. 

Oakland definitely got the coach it deserves, not the one it needs. 

My first thought was “Where is his fanny pack?”! 

If he does die in jail, find a way to doctor up a will that leaves all his money to his victims.