“‘Cause” is too similar to “cause” and “‘cos” is too…trigonometry. “Cuz” projects the intended informality and is not easily confusable with other terms. Plus, very phonetic.

The Charlie Sheen news really is everywhere today. (Too soon?)

dont hurt em, Hari

Drake’s version is still the best. By far.

Yes, Stan and his beard. Pretty hot.

Lolollll I love this so much.

You owe me a new keyboard. There is now diet Pepsi all over everything.

Miley is the dictionary definition of a try-hard.

Honey, do we have a linen cupboard? *both look at the same time at the door that is never opened*

One of my biggest frustrations with the progressive movement is the sometimes-tendency to ignore the fact that there are elements of militant, political Islam that are the antithesis of western values. No, that is certainly not an indictment of all Muslims, 99.9%+ of whom are fantastic, wonderful people.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

... to indicate that the role of Martin Luther King, Jr. must be played by a black actor.

THIS

Rivers Cuomo is a really, REALLY weird guy.

Yeah, I think it’s weird, too. I also think it’s weird when people name their kid Christopher Justin with the intention of calling him Justin. Why not just name your kid Justin Christopher then? There are a ton of middle name-goers in my husband’s family, and I cannot comprehend it. It’s one thing if the kid is like,…

But the title suggests that nerds don’t ‘get any.’ Please. ‘nerds’ get way more than anyone, especially music nerds

True. Also he picked “J” to avoid pun-type headlines made with his real middle initial, “A” (as in Michael, A Fox!) if the dimly-recalled magazine article I read as a teen fangirl was true. (The SAG thing about no 2 members with identical names is absolutely true. I’m a member & have friends who’ve run into that.)

A good way to live life: Assume anyone who seriously says or types “liberal media agenda” is actually a dog of below average intelligence who somehow slammed his paws into the keyboard to make actual English words somehow.

I guarantee you if some lesser tier sport had this many high school kids dying because of it people would demanding it be banned.

Don’t even pose that hypothetical! You could get this whole mess started again!